ham chandelier

What The lips of the vagina are called after they have been irritated from such things as bike riding or riding a mechanical bull for long periods.

Is your ham chandelier upset because of your spin class?

by T2216639 November 14, 2016

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ham-fister

Someone who ham-fists. See ham-fisting

"Jeez those hackster mechanics are real ham-fisters!"

by huck&shred March 08, 2013

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Ham Water

Excessive fat in the feces. Causes a very oily turd and often foul smelling (not as if shit smells like a bouquet of roses in the first place). See also Steatorrhea for the clinical.

This ham water is oily and greasy. Not to mention stanks. I’ve got to cut out the fried chicken.

by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018

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cornning the ham

The act of slathering icy-hot on a fat woman's thigh then using making love to the numbed fat roll.

I enjoy cornning the ham

by cloakchoke January 09, 2011

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Side Hams

When a girl with lower back fat wears tight pants and a tight shirt and the view from behind looks like she's smuggling two hams on her sides above her ass.

"That girl would be really hot if she did'nt have those big ass side hams"

by SITKO April 02, 2008

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