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catch wang

A person who fails to catch an object thrown too them. Particularly if the object was not difficult to catch.
Someone who does not attempt to catch an object thrown to them is still a catch wang, unless they did not see the object being thrown.
Note: someone who catches an object but then drops it is not a catch wang.
If my friend Chris failed to catch a beer I threw to him I would say:

"Argh Chris! You're such a catch wang!"
by yousee April 18, 2010
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catching rain

When a sexual partner sticks their tongue out to collect your semen during ejaculation
Mallory was catching rain after she sucked me dry
by LondonD July 10, 2016
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Catch Lead

Person 1: "Did you hear about Person 2?"
Person 3: "No, what happened?"
Person 1: "He caught lead last week."

Person 1: "Catch."
Person 2: "Catch what?"
Person 1: "Catch these hands!"
Person 2: "Catch lead!"
by EvergreenTrees October 19, 2021
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Jungle Catching

to keep someone from falling by placing a finger in their asshole in the shape of a hook and pulling.

To apply the Forbidden Jungle to an aerial opponent
She was riding me in the stand and carry position and began to slide down. I wasn't going to pull out so jungle catching her was my only option.
by Websters Dictionary for Adults November 7, 2019
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Catch the monkey

Becoming angry, delirious, or crazy due to dramatic overheating.
It's so hot out here I think I'm about to catch the monkey.
by Reggie D. November 16, 2019
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Catch all

A disease with a diagnostic criteria so vast that it consumes and absorbs all the other diseases. Short for “catch all diagnosis.”
Person 1: “Idk man, I was just sitting in class then my heart started beating real fast and I fainted.”
Person 2: “did you see a doctor?”
Person 1: “yeah they said it’s anxiety and that fainting was recently added to the symptoms in the DSM.”
Person 2: “whatever anxiety is a catch all anyway.”

(It was stage 5 cancer)
by Sacredfart March 12, 2023
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Catch a Bubble

A technique used by elementary school teachers to keep children quiet. If the children pretend to "catch a bubble" in their mouths by puffing their cheeks out, they will be quiet from not speaking.
Okay kids, we're walking to the lunchroom, time to Catch a Bubble! Let's see who can make it all the way there!
by jenmmmmm October 16, 2023
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