Zacking

a person that is not functioning in a office environment and nobody seems to care

Miles; "Where did Jason go?" Bob; "What'd you think? He's at the coffee machine zacking as usual."

by the_sad_derp December 23, 2019

zack barto

Girl #1 Zack Barto is a fucking stud.

Girl #2 I Just literally Came

Girl #1 Same

Did you see that guy he is a total Zack Barto

by FuckBoy #ImAFakeAssBitch January 18, 2018

zacke

Zacke is like sitting on a toilet because first you enjoy it and then it is just a mess

Did you do a Zacke?
-yeah
-oh i see, sorry for asking

by Whaateveer December 11, 2016

Zack

1) A small midget child who is usually considered crisp in skin color. He obsesses over other short girls usually starting with the letter "E" *cough* *cough* --Ellie. He is most commonly known as a potato and Zackaria by his friends. Zacks always have tiny dicks and cannot help themselves but to make UR MAMA jokes and to constantly insult their future mother-in-laws.

2) Also another name for a very starchy vegetable - potato

2) Dang! I had some delicious crisp zacks yesterday for dinner! So buttery!

1) That Zack over there is looking pretty nice. Too bad his pp is microscopic!

by UrMomLikesChicken101 December 31, 2019

Zack proud

A short guy who originally had straight hair but got a perm and tells everyone that it is natural his type is short blonde girls with tug bitties and sometimes on the rare occasion Asian girls he will save lots of money while also spending it but if you ask for some he will rip you a new one.

“Who’s that short Asian looking guy with a perm? “
Oh that’s just Zack proud

by Crazyexxgirlfriendxoxo November 22, 2021

Cale Zack and Andrew

Best trio, they all have massive cocks that will leave girls in wheelchairs

girl: oh no I’m in a wheelchair thanks Zack Cale and Andrew, Cale Zack and Andrew are too big

by Juice red wrld September 19, 2021

the zack ford show

A show that features Zack Ford the Awesome HOST, Plastic the talking fuck, and Jack/Spock/Logic the quiet producer. The show is about these three talking about world news, trends, and showcase convincing skits. The show is on Thursdays at 7 PM EST and is available to listen on www.spreaker.com/ user/8263574.

Person 1: Hey dude do you listen to The Zack Ford Show?
Person 2: Hell yeah! But I don't like Plastic though.

by RubyRedFamilyJewels February 1, 2017