A dude with a micropenis and parental problems of an extreme level. Works out everyday just to try and have bigger tits than his ex. Likes to chat shit, but hates people who chat shit.
Has the greasiest hair known to man and smells like the underside of a hot garbage can because he’s clearly never heard of body wash.
Has the greasiest hair known to man and smells like the underside of a hot garbage can because he’s clearly never heard of body wash.
by Obamascummyslutty November 28, 2023
by LittleTiny18 November 05, 2019
zack is the guy in your advisory class that always wears the same hat every day and never takes it off.
by ilovepickles August 17, 2022
zack is the guy in your advisory class that never takes his hat off and thinks that hot dogs are sandwiches.
Some weird ass guy in my advisory class said that hot dogs are sandwiches!
Oh were you talking to Zack?
Oh were you talking to Zack?
by ilovepickles August 18, 2022
1) A small midget child who is usually considered crisp in skin color. He obsesses over other short girls usually starting with the letter "E" *cough* *cough* --Ellie. He is most commonly known as a potato and Zackaria by his friends. Zacks always have tiny dicks and cannot help themselves but to make UR MAMA jokes and to constantly insult their future mother-in-laws.
2) Also another name for a very starchy vegetable - potato
2) Also another name for a very starchy vegetable - potato
2) Dang! I had some delicious crisp zacks yesterday for dinner! So buttery!
1) That Zack over there is looking pretty nice. Too bad his pp is microscopic!
1) That Zack over there is looking pretty nice. Too bad his pp is microscopic!
by UrMomLikesChicken101 January 01, 2020
A fool who ignores the emotions of his friends and when you ask for mental help, he'll give you a very cold-hearted opinion instead of what you need to hear. A guy who you could trust if you watch what you say around him, he doesn't hold back when it comes to his opinion, if he thinks your being stupid, he'll tell to your face that your being stupid. But overall, he's a good guy that wants to help but is ignorant to some of his friends emotions.
by assisanine123 January 10, 2019
Seems nice on the outside but once you get to know him he is very dirty minded and skips school to play video games 24/7.
He drools for dragon ball.
And gay for Joe.
He drools for dragon ball.
And gay for Joe.
Guy 1: is that Zack?
Guy 2: don't think about it he's with Joe
Guy 1: but doesn't he have a girlfriend?
Guy 2: ya but Joe is his boyfriend
Guy 2: don't think about it he's with Joe
Guy 1: but doesn't he have a girlfriend?
Guy 2: ya but Joe is his boyfriend
by Itsjustme7 January 26, 2025