Whistling Sprocket 

a raondom person (Janitor) who walks around whistling aything that comes to mind, never in tune, or never actually a song.

Look At YoungWhistling Sprocket Over There!

Whistling Sprocket by Richard Parker April 3, 2006

I think my pig is whistling 

The German version of oh my god but for when something unbelievable happens.

Not used much in modern Germany, probably because it sounds so ridiculous

Person 1: The government has announced the existence of aliens!
Person 2: I think my pig is whistling!?!?

I think my pig is whistling by Chef_Bot August 5, 2023

whistling twat 

wide and loose, whistles like a coke bottle

the slut has a whistling twat

whistling twat by nm1 December 31, 2008

whistling bastard 

(adj.) one whom whistles in extraordinary quanity or unnecessary circumstances.

holsy shit man, Lew, Mark and Mike sure are whistling bastards! they dont know when to stop whistling! thats all they do all the time!

whistling bastard by Lewis Cafarella March 15, 2008

Dick Whistling

A sexual act wherein a male, mustering all ostentatious seriousness, informs his partner that his member emits a faint whistle just prior to ejaculation. Upon nearing climax following oral sex, the male earnestly convinces the female to place her ear next to his throbbing member in order to confirm the occurrence of aforementioned whistling, whereupon he deposits his ejaculation straight into the ear of the female.

--- Dick Whistling ---

James - "Oh babe... that's fantastic... Sally, listen, it's about to whistle! Hurry, listen!"

Sally - "I don't hear anyth... What. The. Fuck."

James - "Whoopsie doodles."

Dick Whistling by Arble August 14, 2009

Westing 

The act of saying or doing something arrogant/egotistical.

The act of always trying to put the attention back on yourself no matter the situation.

Originating from Kanye West.

Someone who is constantly Westing is called a Wester.

EXAMPLE 1

Shane - My dads in hospital.

Dane - No shit? Is he ok?

Kanye - Yo, I was in hospital once. loved myself too hard...

Shane - I'm going to head over after if you wanna come.

Dane - sure man.

Kanye - I came once

Dane - stop fucking Westing.

EXAMPLE 2

Jane - I like your skirt.

Kanye - Its not the skirt. Everything looks fantastic on me.

Jane - Oh ok.

Kanye - more than ok. Nothing is ever less than spectacular with me. I mean look at me. I made this, I wasnt just born. I created everything you see.... I.. I .. Me .. Me..

Jane - You're a bit of a Wester arent ya?

Westing by Mr Skim October 29, 2009

Cock whistling 

When you when you are trying to take a piss, but nothing comes out, so your cock starts to whistle

I was trying to take a piss, but when nothing came out, I started cock whistling

Cock whistling by Murklebobep February 27, 2015