Wolf Boy

A young man with the following traits:
Racially ambiguous
Depressed
Substance abuser
Political views that align most closely with his favorite anime character
Looking for a younger, naïve girl to fix all his problems
Likes wolves slightly too much

Somehow the only guys that ever hit on me are wolf boys

by Ahhhhh8 September 19, 2019

glory wolf

The glory wolf is a mythical creature that creates his own glory holes by smashing his phallus through walls when you least expect it. You're forced to suck his pork sword or else he'll kill you because he's a fucking wolf.

Guy 1: I had the worst night, I was sleeping and minding my own business when the fucking glory wolf decided to show up and make my night. You thought the Kool-Aid guy was annoying? I still have bits of fur and paint chips from the wall stuck in my teeth.

Guy 2: That sounds awful man, glory glory wolfalujah.

by Yeluk June 16, 2010

Finn Wolfhard

Finn Wolfhard is the most talented, funniest, hottest person who has ever walked this Canadian earth and he is the star of stranger things he plays the character “Mike”. People ship him with Millie Bobby Brown but people should just leave him alone and let him be. He is a meme king and he is friends with Josh ovalle and the band members of Spendtime Palace. He is also in a band called calpurnia!

Dang that person is so funny! He must be related to Finn Wolfhard.

Dang I saw the cutest guy today! I wish it was Finn Wolfhard.

by Audie.ry June 14, 2018

Great Wolf Lodge

Where You Can Get Drunk And Forget About Your Kids

i am not gonna take you to great wolf lodge kid NOW GET ME A BEER

by nUggEt oWo April 16, 2019

finn wolfhard

the cutest boy in the world. finn wolfhard stars as mike wheeler in the hit tv show ‘stranger things’ and as richie tozier in the movie ‘IT’ based off the book by Stephen King. finn is also in many other hit movies. he’s a very talented boy. he used to be in the band Calpurnia and is now in a band called The Aubreys. his birthday is December 23rd. he is a capricorn. he has many close friends and best friends. and lastly he is super funny and can make anyone happy when their sad/cheer up any day!! i LOVE finn wolfhard with my whole entire heart <3

Finn Wolfhard is soooo talented!

Ikr I wish I was as gifted as him.

by finn wolfhard lover April 27, 2020

Peter and the Wolf

A symphonic tale from 1936 by Russian composer Sergei Prokofiev. The story is told by a narrator and an orchestra. Each character has a theme that instruments in the orchestra plays. Peter is played by string instuments, the bird is played by a flute, the duck is played by an oboe, the cat is played by a clarinet, Grandfather's theme is played by a bassoon, the shooting of the hunters' guns is played by the kettle drums, and the wolf's theme is played by 3 French horns.
The story goes that Peter goes outside of his fenced in yard to go play with his animal friends (a bird, a duck, and a cat). His grandfather scolds him for playing outside the yard in fear of a wolf attack. As Peter is sent inside, a wolf appears, scaring the bird and the cat, and eating the duck. Peter then catches the wolf with a rope and soon, some hunters help him take the wolf to the zoo.
The story has performed and adapted many times. One such example was the cartoon short by Walt Disney in 1946.

Did you hear that the orchestra is playing Peter and the Wolf tonight at the opera house?

by DinoNTrains October 13, 2011

wolf bang

very similiar to a donkey punch but instead of hitting in the back of the head, you used outstretched fingers and jab into the throat

my missus became immune to the donkey punch, so i took it to the next level , the wolf bang

by funkdeviant August 16, 2006