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mess with

1. it meens to bug or get on someones bad side

2. i've also heard it as a good term sayin i mess wit someone meening i roll wit that person
Example:

1. Yo boii don mess with me or i'll knock u out

2. YEA! did u see Jose man he popped 6 thugs! yea das y i mess with him
by Terencio July 11, 2006
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I don't mess with

A polite way of saying that you don't have, and don't want to have, anything to do with someone or something.
I don't mess with Matt Lauer or the Today Show ... and that's a very nice way for me to put it!

I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I don't mess with that woman.
by Philosophistry November 17, 2010
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don't mess with texas

Something that a typical Texan will say...anyone "messing" with Texas is an impossibality because states are not allowed to have conflicts with other states let alone foreign countries...you dumbshits
"Don't mess with Texas!"
"go back to Grade school!"
by asdfsa October 7, 2006
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Mega ultra shit thot g4y with lesbian no reversing

literally DESTROYS you're opponent, whose the hoe now?
Bob: hey jeff ur mom mega gay
Jeff: no u
Bob: reverse card
Jeff: Mega ultra shit thot g4y with lesbian no reversing
Bob: *fucking turns into ashes and will never ever be seen again*
by AnalGamerXXX April 10, 2019
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meeting with donald trump

Euphemism for going to the toilet used by cockneys as it rhymes with dump.
Get the beers in, I'll be back in a jiffy. Got a meeting with Donald Trump.
by neo78 October 23, 2009
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don't mess with my man

When a crazy bitch think you trying to steal her man, and tell you to leave him alone before she cut you.
Emma: Is that Josh.
Josh:* waves at Emma*
Alex: Are you flirting with my man? Don't mess with my man bitch.
by Arthur34 April 23, 2017
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It's when you're mom gets boned some awesomeley with pies and tacos so explodes.
Billy: Hey Tom did you hear what I did last night?
Tom: What did you do?
Billy: I did Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom with your mom.
by Piekin August 3, 2011
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