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winter lu’au 

A sexual act combining the lu’au and skiing wherein the subject is spit-roasted by two men while giving two others handjobs.
Bro, you won’t believe this: me, Tony, Davey, and Marcus totally threw Steve a winter lu’au. He was so surprised when we all started fuckin’ him, it was awesome!
winter lu’au by Cum Patriot March 20, 2023

Winter Jacket Kid 

A "Winter Jacket Kid" is a term made for the really weird, smelly kids at any school. Usually they're pretty “heavy” or look like they could be snapped like a twig.

(They also have pretty bad personalities such as being : aggressive, dishonest, irresponsible, and or arrogant.)

Basically the weird kids that wear winter jackets all year EVEN IF IT ISNT WINTER??
P1 : Dude, this guy is SUCH A WINTER JACKET KID

P2: I know right, in class he always take off his shoes—eats his toe jam, earwax, and boogers…

P1: EWW- WTF

winter short 

Park you good ride for the winter and ride an old car for the winter.
Hey yo what you doin with that junk car yo? — it’s my winter short.
winter short by Baaaadpaw September 2, 2023

Winter Dick 

When guys you have dated who either ghosted you, broke up, just wanted to "enjoy their summer", or said "I just want to be friends" suddenly start invading your inbox when the weather turns colder, looking for "companionship".
Man, now that it's getting cold out, the Winter Dicks are all coming out of the woodwork!
Winter Dick by JenJen1971 October 7, 2023

Winter wood 

Yeh superhuman ability to get an erection while standing in cold weather.
Dude, it was 5 degrees but that chick was so hot I got winter wood.

Winter Melon 

A 500 sun cost plant in Plants vs. Zombies 2 which lobs frozen melons that slow down zombies in a 3x3 tile radius.
Plankton's tip: use the Winter Melon Pult. Despite Nerfs It will melt my hordes.
Winter Melon by FirePeaGuy April 3, 2024