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Disney wanker

Someone who thinks Disney is better than anything else and wants everyon else to like it as much as them to
That guy i was talking to is obsessed with Disney he can’t talk about everything other than Disney what a complete Disney wanker
by Sex vibe July 18, 2018
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Pit Wanker

A scuba diver who has a preference to dive flooded quarries such as Stoney Cove instead of venturing further to experience a natural environment
Barry- "Are you coming to the Farne islands in September to see the seals? it will be an amazing experience"

Dave- "No, i am a pit wanker, i dive in quarries because i only want to see the same fish, planes and boats in shit visibility with no current again and again and again"
by Toby the stress monkey September 25, 2018
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Dizzy Wanker

When a person is being a twat it makes them a dizzy wanker
by Sideburn Sid March 18, 2020
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Briefcase Wanker

When you really wanna get to someone they fucking piss you the shitty balls off.
You fucking briefcase wanker! I'll get you, you little slag!
by PlayMakeReview July 17, 2021
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Investment wanker

An investment banker who wears a white shirt with a gilet (normally Patagonia) and chats a lot of shit
That guy over there is 100% an investment wanker. Just look at his vest.
by Dave and Dan in Singapore February 17, 2023
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middle lane wanker

A middle lane wanker is someone who thinks it's ok to drive there vehicle in the middle lane all of the time

The middle lane of a motorway is an overtaking lane as is the outside lane once you have overtaken the slower vehicle you should always pull back in also if you are in the middle lane and another motorist is indicating to pull out and the outside lane is empty pull over and use it
Move over you fucking middle lane wanker
by Trade plate 88 July 29, 2017
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Paper Towel Wanker

A “Paper Towel Wanker” is usually a male. Someone who prefers to “relieve stress” with a Paper Towel. Usually their name is Hank. Or Will.
Damn, Hank goin AT it wit dat paper towel roll, he’s a real Paper Towel Wanker
by Colbsterino March 10, 2021
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