1 definition by Colbsterino

Paper Towel Wanker

A “Paper Towel Wanker” is usually a male. Someone who prefers to “relieve stress” with a Paper Towel. Usually their name is Hank. Or Will.

Damn, Hank goin AT it wit dat paper towel roll, he’s a real Paper Towel Wanker

by Colbsterino March 10, 2021