Keep it above 50 with ya

When you wanna be straightforward with someone, you wanna cut all the bullshit for a sec

“You wanna go grab food with me after work?”
“Imma keep it above 50 with ya; I just wanna go home and relax”

by TheDrRiceman March 29, 2019

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Shake Hands With the President

verb; to masturbate.

Origins; as far as I know the term exists simply because the hand movement - with the help of a warped imagination - resembles shaking hands. The 'President' part comes about simply because, as many a male will tell you, the penis is the one making the decisions (for the man) in many female-male relationships.

1)Jeez, I wish I was at home shaking hands with the President right now.

2)Nah, I'm pretty bored. I think I might go and shake hands with the President.

3)Wow, there's photos in today's paper of your Dad shaking hands with the President!

by Ashy B & Jacques May 18, 2006

May the fourth be with you

The official phrase of Star Wars day (also known as Jedi day) which is on May 4th.

Its synonymous to "may the force be with you", which is said in Star Wars a lot

nerd 1: yayy may 4 finally's here, happy star wars day!!!
nerd 2: yes my Jedi friend, may the fourth be with you

by prettyingreen June 21, 2011

iPod withdrawal

when your iPod battery runs out at work and you spend the rest of the day shooting rubberbands at the guy next to you

My iPod withdrawal was so bad I was flirting with those fat mexican girls.

by St Pauli Girl August 15, 2007

Hotboxing with god

When the aromatic atmosphere inside your vehicle becomes so euphoric that you reach a complete state of nirvana.

Jim: How was your weekend?
Ben: I converted to Christianity after hotboxing with god.

by Jesuslover6969 June 14, 2011

slap you with a day old biscuit

Hitting someone and making them feel like they never got a chance to butter their muffin

Don't talk to me today after what you did, I'll slap you with a day old biscuit!

by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009