You get what you vote for

A phrase to say to people when they vote for politicians that everyone was warning would screw up everything when they start complaining that everything is getting screwed up.
Person 1: I can't afford anything in this economy! What am I supposed to do!

Person 2: You get what you vote for!
by ComputerWorld March 30, 2024
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The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?
Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "
by Hym Iam November 07, 2023
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What are you shrekin?

my deputy was just beating and I went up to him and said what are you shrekin?
by NAH REALLY September 11, 2019
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what you at?

What you at? = what are you doing?
"Hi mate, what you at??"
"I'm just at home watching TV, what you at??"
"I'm just out having a meal"
by SebDomb84 March 16, 2018
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What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
by Pialinist January 08, 2023
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Never ask Maxien what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno
Never ask a woman what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”
by tajcoanfaodna November 23, 2021
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what are you laughing for

im being sheeeeeeeerish
chris what you laughing for, im being sheeeeeerish
what are you laughing for defines liverpool fans
by casio485849574949 November 22, 2021
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