j weiner

a penis shaped like the letter J.

john calhoun: dude i was watchn this gay porno the other night for the first time,
And i went to pull my weiner out and it took the odd form of a J.

eric graham: dude you have a j weiner! let me suck it.

by matthew twatten ballster April 18, 2009

Hide The Weiner

A game invented by Rich and Tubbz, involving concealing one's weiner in another person's orifice (usually the mouth). More often than not the term will be to used when commenting on someone who is pulling a face in which their mouth is open. For past, present or future use...
Is similar to the terms "Hide The Sausage", "Hide The Salami" and "Go/Went Balls Deep"

Past Tense:
*Someone pulls appropriate face*
Rich: Hey Tubbz I "Hid The Weiner" in that gapin' hole
Present Tense
Tubbz: Yo' can people not interrupt me when I'm "Hiding The Weiner" please?
Future Tense
Rich: Oh Yeah, I'd definitely "Hide The Weiner" in that orifice!!!

by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt

The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone

1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.

2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.

by poop April 22, 2003

weinerk

weinerk is the combination of {weird, nerd, and geek}

1. fantastic; bizarre: a weird getup.

2. an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit: a computer nerd.

3. a carnival performer who performs sensationally morbid or disgusting acts, as biting off the head of a live chicken.

'MiLiCa' is a weinerk, because she is unique.

by vii August 23, 2006

weinerwacker

A person who jerks off at a specific time everyday.

When Dan asked Anthony "Where is Kurt Thompson?"

Anthony responded: "Kurt Thompson is a Weinerwacker, he always jerks off at 3:30pm everyday"

by anthony gweeen January 1, 2009

weiner-tooth tiger

A tiger with penises as teeth

"You should be careful in the woods, I heard there is a weiner-tooth tiger on the prowl"

by glenn davis May 17, 2008

weiner schnitzel

scandanavian slang for a delicious snack eaten at 4:02 o'clock in the afternoon after a pleasant stroll on a wednesday just before it rains. : )

That was a delicious weiner schnitzel we had laste wednesday at 4:02 o'clock before it rained.

by That.Scandanavian January 30, 2009