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washed up

meaning its lame, its sucks; in order to be washed up, it must have been great at one time. This term was originally derived from students at UW-Lacrosse.
Ron Jeremy is an example of a washed up porn star. "Yer all washed up kid!" (something a boxing coach would say to his hungover boxer-in-training)
by ceeps October 15, 2003
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Power Washing

The act of cleansing feces from your anus by pointing your penis towards it and urinating, which washes the feces off.
There was no toilet paper at my homosexual uncle's house. I fortunately remembered the secret art of power washing and had a clean bum bum in no time.
by GuupDeluxe1 December 16, 2008
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Wax and Wash

The act of having heterosexual intercourse while the female in on her period. When finishing, man pulls out blood covered penis (waxed) and has female suck it clean orally (washed)
Travis: "So, did you do anything crazy last night?"
Donald: "Yeah, I gave her the Wax and Wash!"
by Old Harp Rivers February 17, 2012
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wash and wax

"My wife gave me the wash and wax last night."
by Daddy Doo October 18, 2008
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Window Wash

After having dirty butt sex, but before the dude cums, the dude says to his partner that he wishes to cum in there mouth. At which point he proceeds to the facial area of the partner and upon reaching said area he has explosive diarrhea poops all over his partner's face while cumming on his partner's chest.
Dude, last night i totally Window Washed some chick. I grabbed my clothes and ran out of the room before she realized that I diarrhea pooped all over her face. Nice!
by iamyourhero April 29, 2010
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Ducking Washed

Just like fucking wasted, but the camping version because we can’t let the DNR know we smuggled alcohol into the state park
“Man how lit are you?”
“Dude, one would say I am ducking washed.”
by JClouie22 June 27, 2019
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washing the prince

"Washing the prince" is another term for fellatio. This term was first used by comedian Lenny Pigg in his stand-up routine.
The hooker told the john that "washing the prince" would cost him $30.
by 3rdpetshopboy April 21, 2009
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