Wad

Abbreviated version of dick wad

i.e. Nathan Arfanis

“You’re such a wad Nathan”

by Legs fo days February 26, 2020

Ass-wad

Someone who is an idiot and talking to them caused colen cancer

UwU girl: s-so w-w-wanna date m-me?
Reasonable human being: no you ass-wad

by 🔥👹🥵👹🥰🤣😬😬😭🍁🥵 June 21, 2023

toe wad

(adj.) small, insignificant, uncool, unimportant...

"Outta my way, ya little toe wad!"
-Sissy

by r the p December 5, 2013

Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter September 29, 2025

Wads

Slang for Wadsworth Hall at Michigan Technological University. Features a dining hall and student housing.

Hey man, let's grab a bite at wads before the broomball match!

by Bad_Vlad October 28, 2017

wad

A type of asshole, the lesser scum, paired with various profanity to form words such as fuckwad, shitwad, dickwad, cuntwad, and less commonly, jerkwad.
Do not use this word alone to describe someone, people will look at you funny.

Wow, that guy is such a cuntwad...
All of you are fuckwads.

by GrillSalt May 26, 2016

Wad

Short for Without a Doubt.

"Yo can I come over to play some 2K in 30?"
"Wad bro! Bring your own controller tho."

by Lebrown Thames August 7, 2019