whale on a boat

when a whale has a huge boner. and he lays on it like a raft. and it looks as if he was on a boat.

look at that whale on a boat. no, thats his penis

by Whale On A Boat February 13, 2011

Space Whale

An essence, being, or lack of both, representing or not representing absolute freedom. The space whale, or everything but space whale, can be bound by nothing and everything at the same time, if it chooses. It may even exist while not existing.

Jim: Wow, that space whale may alter a reality in which I hadn't perceived it!

Bartholomew: The space whale can divide and add 3 to 4 simultaneously, and it did your mom last night.

Mason: That space whale sure pisses Phil off.

Richard: I tryed joining that S.W.A.P (Space Whale Awareness Party) and they told me something about sex with a panda.

by S.W.A.P. January 29, 2009

ginger whale

an overweight beached, red haired unisex being, responsible for certain natural disasters like the earthquakes in haiti and katrina. Known only to emerge to feed or mate.

Oh NO! Here comes the Ginger Whale!!! Hide your lunch!

by Ginger whale February 04, 2010

Cum whale

Fat people that eat cum

Yo fat ass your a cum whale

by Asskicker#fuckyou January 21, 2017

nuke the whales

Whales are the downfall of modern earth. Did you know that every time a whale ejaculates, it emits over 400 gallons of semen. Their semen contains marlox which has a certain potency of acid to kill all the fish in the ocean ecosystem. We have to kill those fucking whales. If you are a fisherman and you see a whale, immedietly take out your harpoon equiped with c4's and fire it straight into the eye of the beast.

Whales have extremely large penis', if we nuke the whales the ocean is saved.

by Steven McTowelie April 24, 2006

Sperm Whale

A guy who likes to skeet in hot tubs and swimming pools

Girl #1: Do not go into the hot tub after T. has been in it, he stealth masturbates under the bubbles

Girl #2: Ewww gross

Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!

by sarasplayroom.com April 04, 2010

jumping the whale

An expression used by people too stunned to remember it's supposed to be "jumping/jumped the shark" and too lame to realize that that phrase has, in fact, jumped the shark.

"I think that series is really jumping the whale," said the loser, which brought only stunned looks from the rest of his buddies at the debating club.

by Adman12 September 01, 2005