Uncle Klauss

the sexual act of a male defecating in a fine leather shoe, and persuading someone to wear the shoe while he masturbates.

"My boyfriend gave me an Uncle Klauss last night, and my foot still smells!

by footbandit69 February 11, 2010

Dutchman's uncle

NOUN: Someone who holds an opinion that seems improbable but is in fact correct

If Genever gin comes from Switzerland then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016

Uncle Noominji

Means great respect for all others (land, people, and animals). Means you can get through the day with a laugh and when need be, throw a bit of banter in. Also means that no matter where you are in life, you can always come back home to your roots.

This was our great x28 uncle’s life. We Celebrate by kissing our index and middle finger and raising it to the sky while chanting his name....UNCLE NOOMIJI!!!

If another member of the Noomiji tribe tells you to do something for Uncle Noomiji you must do it or else you are banished from the tribe

Person 1: Dunk your balls in boiling water. Person 2: For Uncle Noomiji Whilst shouting at the top of their lungs ( FOR UNCLE NOOMIJI ) While dipping Balls in Boiling water
Person 2: Now you do it for Uncle Noominji

by One of the Hawaiian Boyz December 2, 2019

Uncle time

When your uncle spends quality time with you in his windowless van and touches you with his pee pee

Its uncle time this is what your uncle says when he picks you up form school

by King_zelch September 23, 2019

Uncle Jimmy

The largest and most profound rapist ever.
He currently resides in Sweeden

The rape rates have gone up massively, must have been Uncle Jimmy

by Uncle Jimmy from Sweeden March 12, 2020

Uncle Neil

To inject ones finger into the anus of another being

Last night I got an Uncle Neil

by Ddawg911 February 19, 2019

Uncle Ralph

He is a typical weird, fat, smelly, jobless, homeless guy with a super long beard. He normally visits your house with food stains all over his shirt. He also is definitely on drugs. Stay away from your Uncle Ralph unless you want to be kid-napped and fed to some bears in the forest.

Mom: "Your Uncle Ralph is coming over today."
Kids: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

by theonecalledbella May 28, 2020