uncle horhé

Your overweight, Mexican, homosexual uncle.

Suzie: Why doesn't anyone talk about your uncle?
David: He's an uncle horhé.

by ThatOneGayKid2016 November 14, 2016

great-uncle

Grandparent's brother.

My great-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Uncle Noominji

Means great respect for all others (land, people, and animals). Means you can get through the day with a laugh and when need be, throw a bit of banter in. Also means that no matter where you are in life, you can always come back home to your roots.

This was our great x28 uncle’s life. We Celebrate by kissing our index and middle finger and raising it to the sky while chanting his name....UNCLE NOOMIJI!!!

If another member of the Noomiji tribe tells you to do something for Uncle Noomiji you must do it or else you are banished from the tribe

Person 1: Dunk your balls in boiling water. Person 2: For Uncle Noomiji Whilst shouting at the top of their lungs ( FOR UNCLE NOOMIJI ) While dipping Balls in Boiling water
Person 2: Now you do it for Uncle Noominji

by One of the Hawaiian Boyz December 2, 2019

Uncle Guido

the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence

Ex: "If you break her heart, I'll have to send Uncle Guido after you..."

by NutmegBGB June 6, 2019

Uncle Mayo

Best friend

You are my Uncle Mayo

by MayoQueen June 12, 2019

Uncle Cheech

An Italian guy that is mentally retarded

Uncle Cheech quit messing up da pizza recipe!

by Uncle Cheech August 31, 2019

Uncle time

When your uncle spends quality time with you in his windowless van and touches you with his pee pee

Its uncle time this is what your uncle says when he picks you up form school

by King_zelch September 23, 2019