When one is so slizzard, they unknowingly and accidentally put their head through the armhole of a shirt.
You must be fuckin' ripped, you just gave yourself a drunken turtleneck. You put your head through your arm sleeve... you look like Quasimodo.
by thatdude540 September 29, 2013
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I really love going into the turtle exhibit and wild turtle by letting them try to nibble my weenie!
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by Teh Duder December 2, 2014
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Mitch McConnell is not acting in our best interests - that Treason Turtle is just lining his own pockets.
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Kitten Turtle behaviors :
1. Says will be ready in an hour but their hour really means 3 hours. 10 minutes is 30 min. 30 is an hour and a half... etc.
2. Makes cute sounds and says words in a cute way when they make a mistake.
3. Counsels themselves when they have mental breakdowns
4. Will ask cute questions/make cute comments, examples:
"Did I leave the stove on?" when she didn't even use the stove.
"The cat didn't get in the oven, right?"
*Person bumps into them* them: "I'm so sorry" (basically everything is their fault and will apologize)
1. Says will be ready in an hour but their hour really means 3 hours. 10 minutes is 30 min. 30 is an hour and a half... etc.
2. Makes cute sounds and says words in a cute way when they make a mistake.
3. Counsels themselves when they have mental breakdowns
4. Will ask cute questions/make cute comments, examples:
"Did I leave the stove on?" when she didn't even use the stove.
"The cat didn't get in the oven, right?"
*Person bumps into them* them: "I'm so sorry" (basically everything is their fault and will apologize)
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by Big Lex May 25, 2014
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