treebeard texting

Texting single words with long pauses in between each word, effectively mimicking the tardiloquent speaking style of an ent from The Lord of the Rings.

Treebeard texting:

Me: "Want to come over at three?"
Treebeard: "..."
Treebeard: "I..."
Treebeard: "AM..."
Treebeard: "NO..."
Treebeard: "T R E E"
Me: "K nvm"

by whatisbestinlife March 10, 2014

tree job

When a female (usually of less than average attraction ) uses a tree, limb, or any other non edible organic substance to reach orgasm.

Ugly Amber got caught giving her self a tree job in the park.

by nrgoonit August 14, 2015

Tree Dan

When you drink so hard and you pass out by a tree.

I got so drunk on the camping trip I became a regular Tree Dan and didnt even make it back to my tent.

by CycloneD June 26, 2017

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I am tree

by Not me I think January 22, 2019

Theepic

Some bitch ass youtuber Who barely even uploads and spent most of their time on Twitter and Reddit. And plays fortnite for 90% of their day.

“𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚒𝚎”
-Theepic

by Theepic yt October 7, 2020

Tree Law

A term popularized by reddit and rslash that means if you cut down someone's private trees you will get a whole lot of money like a huge amount of money like a hunkajanga of money like hummangajungasungatungafungatlamunga amount of money in the range of in the 100 thousands

You cut down my tree and by tree law I will sue you for 100s of 1,000s of dollars from you.

by Dootdadoot April 21, 2021

treebish

the absolute cutest deer to ever thats also super kind

person 1 "treebish is so cute"
person 2 "i know right"

by sketchie66642069 July 12, 2021