torpedo'd

When a so called friend ruins an evening by sticking to some inane "plan" usually created after said evening was already negotiated (usually in the face of common sense and better judgement as it relates to his/her friends)

Since Jim is totally pussy whipped, he totally torpedo'd the evening by making plans with his wife when he already had an arrangement with us.

by Mark January 8, 2004

torpedo

When a woman puts a dildo in her pussy, then pushes it out with enough force so that it shoots out her vagina, like a torpedo.

John: Did you see the torpedo during the stripper show?
Rich: Yea, the guy that caught it got some pussy juice on him too.
John: It was probably piss...

by CTMD May 3, 2010

but torpedo

verb...
a vibrator used by a gay man to shove up his ass.

that guy goes in his room every night and but torpedos

by shawno October 11, 2004

Holy Torpedo

This is an appropriate form of Holy Shit! but is not that bad mainly for little kids.

6 year old kid: Holy Torpedo! that car went fast mom!

Mother of the kid: Holy Shit that fucking car went fast!

by Nick April 6, 2005

diego torres

He is the cutest, funniest guy ever. He knows just how to make you laugh. He is really cute and shy. He won’t ask you out because he is shy, but probably really likes you! He asks a lot of questions but is really kind!

Diego Torres is so cute!

by BitchFluff December 21, 2018

Yuri tarred

when your friends being annoying

*Yuri died in a car crash*
*WHOS Yuri*
*YURI TARRED*

*Yuri died in a car crash*
*WHOS Yuri*
*YURI TARRED*

by no u )9181 November 23, 2019

torpedoed

1. To discourage a girl from giving some action to a male friend

Being torpedoed is similar to being cockblocked, but the culprit is another male friend who is also interested in the same girl. Usually the girl is less interested in that other friend; therefore, he tries to ruin his friend’s chances too.

WTF? Ken just torpedoed Keith's chances with Trinity. That was just a damn mean thing to do!

by Hardin Long April 14, 2004