When you're significant other passes gas outside of a bathroom only whilst your companion is in the bathroom and hears the gas passed. This action is allowed and does not violate any residential laws as the bathroom is not available for them to pass gas in the location where society deems the only location where gas is allowed to be passed.
"Did you shit your pants?" bathroom occupant.
"Nope, I needed to fart and you were in the restroom. Guess that's a Toot-Way Street"
"Nope, I needed to fart and you were in the restroom. Guess that's a Toot-Way Street"
by The Tracy's September 6, 2022

A bong like contraptiption made from a tin can sellotaped into a tube then pit through a bottle like a bong peice then a ball of baccy gets stuffed down the tube then 0.1-0.2 gs of chronic is put on top and lit until it drops in one.
by Toootman August 15, 2017

by Your D Deliver November 5, 2022

by Taylor big shlong April 11, 2021

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

Elt, I swarny! Kaint never could, so "doot toot bows!" Ain't skeered!... Mama, reach me my baby. We're headed to WALMART! WOOO!!!
by brainified November 1, 2023
