you toobs

a very cringy boomer term that basically means a video on youtube. the correct way to say it: "i watched a video" instead of "i watched a you toob"

hey kiddo, watching some you toobs?

by Lil barnacles #1 fan October 30, 2021

Tonsil Penisitis

An acute rash-like disease brought on by severe rubbing of a man's (or transexual person's) penis on another person's tonsils (Whores, and Gay Men, are most commonly diagnosed).

Investigator: How did the victim die?
Doctor: The victim died of a severe case of Tonsil Penisitis.
Investigator: That's fucked up.
Doctor: Yes, the people who get it generally are.

by MR>CROW October 2, 2009

toolshed

A gathering of five or more tools. See toolkit.

That Kappa Alpha party was an absolute toolshed.

by Theo February 17, 2005

tonsil wad

the result of throwing up in your mouth just a little.

Dude stop yer givin' me a tonsil wad"

by countryprincess February 3, 2006

toolshed

A small location where one puts his tool, temporarily or for a longer period. See also hatchet wound, meat curtains.

I've had a fun night with my tool, may I now put it away in your toolshed?

by ScottyWI May 10, 2004

toon army

also known as 'the best fans in the world'

in reality, the most misguided gullible fools on earth. In thrall to the media-inspired misconception that they are a 'big club'

The toon army tribe are easily recognisable by their black and white shirts and ever-increasing waistlines. Blind worship of Mr A Shearer

50,000 pissed up idiots at Sid James Park on a saturday afternoon chanting 'toon army'

by Bellamys Hunch September 12, 2006

thonself

The reflexive is "thon", a third person gender neutral pronoun.

That person is a millionaire thonself.

by Fomt August 13, 2006