tamponjockey

someone who masterbates with a tampon.. riding the tampon

I have heard that girl is into some weird shit..People say she is a tamponjockey!

by twistdbitch420 January 19, 2010

Tamponc

To tamponc - To place a tampon into your vagina.

"I'm tamponcing"!! = I'm putting a tampon inside me

by SavageOranges April 8, 2011

Tampon Racer

Also known as a cradle snatcher, a tampon racer is a male who tends to seek younger women for sexual pleasure. It is an over-exaggeration, as they try to place their male sexual organ inside a females sexual organ, before a tampon manages to do so

'God, she's too young for him'
'Yeah, He's a tampon racer'

'What kind of girls should I bring?'
'Mr "18 year old" here is a tampon racer'
'okay, I will call up some 15 year olds'

by DJMMTFF October 5, 2011

Tampon shot

When you soak a tampon in alcohol and then stick it in your vagina.

Let's do tampon shots and get craaaaazy!!

by Alotta vachina January 8, 2016

Tampon Vampire

Where a male/female likes to suck on used tampons (usually with blood on it)

My boyfriend is the Tampon Vampire

by nfgchvb March 18, 2017

tomoneehole

All purpose noun that is usually used as an insult

Abbie is a real tomoneehole.

by Tomoneehole February 8, 2020

turnpike tampon

A slow driver in the left lane of a highway, a driver that impedes the flow of traffic.

He's only going 60! This is the passing lane! What a tampon! Fucking turnpike tampon!

by wilsomb January 28, 2012