Toddness

The act of being a teacher, a dj, day drinking, and complaining about liquor sales.

“That dude’s Toddness is showing.”

by Kakyoinsredcherry2737 December 14, 2021

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cooper todd

a white foo who works at burger king

Cooper todd pressed sum random

by sakē December 15, 2021

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Todd-ing

(Gerund) See Doing a Ray, but less messy.

Cephus, why on earth are your forearms like a fiddler crab’s? You definitely must have been Todd-ing

by TruthInBourbon March 17, 2022

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Creepy todd

A bloke that goes to the beach and hides in the salt bushes to take photos of girls from work.

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an old man that harrasses young female employees

Yesterday creepy todd was caught taking photos of girls at the beach.

Did you notice Chris being a creepy todd to the new chick at work

by Bobby Down January 18, 2021

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Mayor Todd is the beater of Jill and wearer of fine Mary Kay cosmetics. Mayor Todd has no car and resembles Ed Sullivan. The shoulders on a Mayor Todd are shrunken and concave and the hands are small and child-like.

1. Mayor Todd collects restraining orders and kitchen magnets.

2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.

by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021

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Todd

a Todd would aLwaYs let u win on fortnite, you could be dying n he would be like hEY iMa save yOu. The "Todd" is better than the "Tod" just saying. He would commonly have a v annoying older brother n watch scary movies with u til ur pissing urself :))

Molly hoes: heyy todd ur pretty
me: back off u sLaG

by bobbiethebuilda February 24, 2021

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