National Ketchup Day

I can only drink a bottle ketchup

Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup

Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok

by Despacito Eater 333 October 28, 2019

Passing The Ketchup

A discrete way of saying you've popped your cherry.

"Hey babe, could you go to the store and get me some sanitary towels please?"
"Sure, the blood still not stopped?"
"Not yet, I've been Passing The Ketchup for the past two days. "

by Just Brownsing Around July 13, 2015

Corndog with ketchup

When yours banging a girl that is on her period and has a yeast infection

I was banging the hell out of Kelly lastnight! She had a yeast inflection and was on her period. My dick looked like a corndog with ketchup.

by Snapper2k1 December 2, 2021

Ass ketchup

The results of crapping a mixture of shit and blood, resulting in a very unpleasant smell.

"Hey bro, don't look in the toilet, the bowls full of ass ketchup!"

by Oceani's Cursed Word Drawer August 4, 2021

Ketchup

To agree response to a statement. Agreement to an action.

Do you wanna go skydiving?
Ketchup, man.

by Ketchup Bro December 16, 2018

ketchup sauce

when you under-perform or don't do something well

Nah, playa, you didn't hit 'em wit dat mustard sauce. Those chicken heads blew your game off. Straight ketchup sauce waudy.

by brealbeasy June 18, 2011

ketchup covered hotdog

when a man and women errr-eee the bed while the women is on her period, the man comes out with a bloody penis

Allison and Ethan were working it hard and when they decided to stop, Ethan had a ketchup covered hotdog

by Bum bum gum March 29, 2015