Midwest Ketchup Bottle

Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle

My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.

by Lordmegatron August 20, 2018

ketchup kid

A Ketchup kid is a kid who cant stand anything, from foods to germans.

The no.1 rule to become a ketchup kid is to dispice ketchup

Example:

Guy 1 «Tobias is such a Ketchup kid, you can see that he hates those Germans!»
Guy 2 «Yes, and he cant stand the Hot Dog dressing either!»

by Mustard Boi March 15, 2018

Ketchup Pants

Nickname of USD rugby player Kevin O'Connell due to him wearing the same red sweat pants to every practice for two years

Look theres ketchup pants being an asshole as usual

by Goose1234567890 April 8, 2009

Ketchup fart

when you fart and a bit of blood comes out as if you was squeezing an almost empty ketchup bottle

**guy farts**

guy: I'm bleeding out my ass, I think I got ketchup fart

by Vilo x3 July 12, 2021

Ketchup With Pasta

Type of food that no italian can eat, and will do anything to remove it

Jeff: i just ate ketchup with pasta and it tasted good!
Mario: No way man, You are dead

by thor6665 October 31, 2021

nuke the ketchup bottle

nuke the ketchup bottle: NUKE THE KETCHUP BOTTLE!!!!!

boy: lets nuke the ketchup bottle
boy 2: no
boy 3: sure

by Clown UvU May 28, 2021

red ketchup

A term for uncensored blood. Also simply ketchup

Person 1: bleeds

Person 2: Oh my god there is red ketchup everywhere!
Person 3:yes, i like ketchup.
Person 4: the blood is not censored

by WarriorCatsFan7 September 7, 2022