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Throbbing Thursday

When your little soldier is at attention and throbbing on Thursday. Don’t forget it comes after Cheese Wednesday.
by Warsmith Primus April 24, 2025
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Smack Danny Thursday

Ow! - says Danny
ITS SMACK DANNY THURSDAY
by ndmez January 4, 2024
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Second Thursday

When you have to work Saturday so Friday becomes Thursday.
I love working second Thursday. Not like I didn't have to do anything on Saturday.
by alucardeverlasting March 13, 2015
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Thursday Clapper

A hypocrite who only pretends to care about someone/something to impress others, whilst secretly destroying it.

Origin:
In the UK during the Covid pandemic NHS staff & carers were dying because they were forced to work without proper protection.

Every Thursday at s a sign of support the nation stood on their doorsteps and clapped, and the the MP's directly responsible for the danger and underfunding did the same in front of the cameras and then carried on dismantling free healthcare and profiting from the crisis.
Did Naomi Campbell stop modelling fur after she did that massive anti-fur campaign?

Nah, she's just a Thursday Clapper
by Jemima True January 26, 2021
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Ups thirsty Thursday

A secret code originated by the teamsters back in the 1970s, forcing every ups driver to have sex with a least one person of the same sex, the last Thursday of every month, twice in the month of June, to help celebrate juneteeth. a driver will be terminated immediately for not following protocol. Any driver that has completed the amazing feat of sexually servicing every customer on there route, will get to go to a sporting event of their choice and all the beverages they can enjoy! Ups thirsty Thursday was lit!!!
Yo mountain, congrats on completing that amazing feat!!! Bud lite at the vols game on me!!! It's ups thirsty Thursday bitches!!!
by Lilrichard123 May 10, 2023
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Crab Thursday

IT IS NOT REAL FELIX AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT PLEASE STOP
Crab Thursday is not fucking real
by Kaitheenby February 20, 2024
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After-Thursdays

The use doing drugs, drinking, partying, having sex, or just going insanely crazy on a Friday night.
"Dude finally the end of the week"

"What are you gonna do"

"Dunno yet.. Probably pull one of them After-Thursdays.

"Dude I'm in"
by Tyler Shute May 15, 2008
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