This is a good time to keep your Hilti near. Also, it might be a moment when you have only 20 minutes of oxygen remaining. Your future self came back in time and burned your arm with a cigar just to get your attention, I cannot believe that you don't have this shit down. Where the hell is your Hilti, man!? You're screwed now, that's all I have to say.
<inattentive future self> Oh no! I have flipped the blue switch instead of the red one! I am locked in this airtight room now, and have only 20 minutes of oxygen remaining! If only I had my Hilti power tool, I could simply cut my way out!
<future -> past -> future self> I said to you on that fateful day - keep your Hilti near! Trust me, you'll know when! I even built, at great cost to my own sanity, a Time Door to facilitate implanting this message in your/my consciousness at an opportune moment in my past/your then-present. I see now that you are not the ripcord in my destiny. :(.
<future -> past -> future self> I said to you on that fateful day - keep your Hilti near! Trust me, you'll know when! I even built, at great cost to my own sanity, a Time Door to facilitate implanting this message in your/my consciousness at an opportune moment in my past/your then-present. I see now that you are not the ripcord in my destiny. :(.
by hlprmnky July 16, 2008
Made popular by the flirting fail of a forum member, this has quickly become an on-forum meme for several online communities and continues to thrive to date.
by Jinxieminx May 03, 2010
originally a russian code translated by robin buckley, but recently realized to be foreshadowing for season 4 when the silver cat (vecna) fed (attacked) when blue (mike) met yellow (will) in the west (california).
finn wolfhard: WHEN BLUE MEETS YELLOW IN THE WEST!!
everyone: uh finn?? why do you remember that specifically. IS IT BECAUSE OF BYLER- gunshots
everyone: uh finn?? why do you remember that specifically. IS IT BECAUSE OF BYLER- gunshots
by paladinscleric January 02, 2023
by 38473273 December 17, 2018
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the When Harry Met Salami Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018
Used in reference to the act of pre-coital shaving of David M's mothers pubic areas/regions for the purposes of slander and or a waterpark like vagina. It's just like the Playboy Mansions Grotto but without the bunnies.
Oh man and that's when you shave your Lama! Cause you know you ain't going to be toiling in the swamp waters.
by PreacheR-NZ September 30, 2015
Similar in meaning to saying "I'll sleep when I'm dead!"
Something a failing high school/college student says when they pull an all-nighter while they stay up studying for finals.
Something a failing high school/college student says when they pull an all-nighter while they stay up studying for finals.
Student: I NEED TO STUDY!
Mother: Ok honey, just make sure to sleep well so you don't fall asleep while taking your test!
Student: Mom, are you crazy?!? I'LL SLEEP WHEN I GRADUATE!
Mother: Ok honey, just make sure to sleep well so you don't fall asleep while taking your test!
Student: Mom, are you crazy?!? I'LL SLEEP WHEN I GRADUATE!
by Schnurpeopolis January 07, 2013