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washed up

meaning its lame, its sucks; in order to be washed up, it must have been great at one time. This term was originally derived from students at UW-Lacrosse.
Ron Jeremy is an example of a washed up porn star. "Yer all washed up kid!" (something a boxing coach would say to his hungover boxer-in-training)
by ceeps October 15, 2003
mugGet the washed upmug.

Wax and Wash

The act of having heterosexual intercourse while the female in on her period. When finishing, man pulls out blood covered penis (waxed) and has female suck it clean orally (washed)
Travis: "So, did you do anything crazy last night?"
Donald: "Yeah, I gave her the Wax and Wash!"
by Old Harp Rivers February 17, 2012
mugGet the Wax and Washmug.

Window Wash

After having dirty butt sex, but before the dude cums, the dude says to his partner that he wishes to cum in there mouth. At which point he proceeds to the facial area of the partner and upon reaching said area he has explosive diarrhea poops all over his partner's face while cumming on his partner's chest.
Dude, last night i totally Window Washed some chick. I grabbed my clothes and ran out of the room before she realized that I diarrhea pooped all over her face. Nice!
by iamyourhero April 29, 2010
mugGet the Window Washmug.

wash and wax

"My wife gave me the wash and wax last night."
by Daddy Doo October 18, 2008
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Power Washing

The act of cleansing feces from your anus by pointing your penis towards it and urinating, which washes the feces off.
There was no toilet paper at my homosexual uncle's house. I fortunately remembered the secret art of power washing and had a clean bum bum in no time.
by GuupDeluxe1 December 16, 2008
mugGet the Power Washingmug.

Washed King

Someone who is a damn king but is caught in a trance of doing some legitimately fried shit by means of intoxication or sleep deprivation
Trevie: That fool Evan got fucked up last night and bought the whole bar rounds of shots

Skibby: Yeah because is a damn Washed King
by neighborhoodasshole April 12, 2022
mugGet the Washed Kingmug.

Swedish Wash

When a gentleman dunks both testicles directly into his partner’s anus
I got a great Swedish wash from my wife last night. My balls have never felt so shiny
by mcchs963 August 5, 2023
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