Terrorist

A person who has done very very bad things. VERY bad things to people or things i guess.

T: joey is a terrorist
J: hey im not i didnt do anything
T: you stole my cookie, two of my cookies you damn terrorist

by hjonkhjonk!! March 12, 2021

Terrorist ball

A low-possession style of football which is utterly infuriating to watch and play against. It involves playing as defensively and dirty as possible.

If a team playing “terroist-ball” scores, it is only done through counter-attacks.

Generally once a goal is scored, the terrorism team will play with as many defenders as possible, further adding to the frustration of the opposing team and their fans.

Managers who are major proponents of Terrorist-ball include Sean Dyche, Jose Mourinho and Diego Simeone.

He has them playing Terrorist ball. We had 20 shots on target and 85% possession, hell they had two players sent off and the STILL won 1-0

by Rooftophallways November 17, 2023

Hoochie Mama Terrorist

Modern Day Marla Singer; the type of girl that’s out for petty attention but acts naive when she gets it; being a home wrecker comes at no price for this ho; you will find these girls rolling around in their daddy’s money wearing clothes that were popular in middle school at family friendly place late at night like frozen yogurt

“Did you see that hoochie mama terrorist eye-fucking your boyfriend?”

by _breezybaby October 21, 2019

Family terrorist

A family member whose existence is to disrupt, chaos, risk relationships at all cost . Motivated by instant gratification and selfishness.

Are we having the family terrorist over for the holidays?

by Melitsaha December 26, 2020

Terrorist

An indivisual who has completely different tastes on food and culture compared to their friends. They are sometimes referred to terrorists by their friends.

José Jesus de la Virgen Perez. : Hey, can I get double fries, with mayo on the side.
Chad Hillwilliam : Are you a god**mn terrorist man. This is Amurica! We eat ketchup here.
Jose: Allahu Akbar

by enriqueh97 January 29, 2021

Multi-global terrorist

That’s right, I’m proud of it
You should try it sometime

Honey what do you wanna be when you grow up
A multi-global terrorist ofc

by The professional definers June 11, 2025

Terrorist

Yeah, no, I keep saying I'm not that but you've all kind of decided to attribute to me all of the things I'm not and none of the things that I am.

Hym "Yeah, I mean 'terrorist' is a strong word... I prefer 'Lord and champion of the conceptual realm! Greatest mind who has ever lived! Better than everyone!' And 'Terrorists' implies that I use 'violence or the threat of violence for political reasons' whereas I use 'Being smarter and better than everyone to both solve the greatest mystery of the modern age and create A.I.' The threats of violence are superfluous and necessarily undercut my unparalleled brilliance. It's like Escanor's axe. I'm TOO brilliant so I need something to make me LESS powerful."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024