by Azriel December 23, 2003
Get the Stoner Pizzamug. -Adjective + noun:
A phrase used to describe the straightforward, simplistic and often immature reasoning that those under the influence of cannabis exhibit.
Conclusions based upon stoner logic are often non-destructively hedonistic, with the pursuit of further pleasure and happiness being the object. Contrary to the misinformation spread during modern cannabis prohibition (See, reefer madness), stoner logic tends to be manifest in a mostly harmless fashion. Those ignorant to how stoner logic works may see weed-smokers as unreasonable, but anyone who's been there before understands the desire to have fun, be happy, and feel comfortable.
A phrase used to describe the straightforward, simplistic and often immature reasoning that those under the influence of cannabis exhibit.
Conclusions based upon stoner logic are often non-destructively hedonistic, with the pursuit of further pleasure and happiness being the object. Contrary to the misinformation spread during modern cannabis prohibition (See, reefer madness), stoner logic tends to be manifest in a mostly harmless fashion. Those ignorant to how stoner logic works may see weed-smokers as unreasonable, but anyone who's been there before understands the desire to have fun, be happy, and feel comfortable.
Tobias: "Hmm, if peanut butter, tuna, ham, turkey, swiss cheese, ranch dressing, ketchup, and mayo all taste good on their own, they must be delicious together!"
Mike: "Watch it man, that some serious stoner logic you got going on. It'll be quicker and probably taste better if you just make a ham and swiss."
Tobias: "Haha, you're probably right, but it all looks so good!"
Mike: "Watch it man, that some serious stoner logic you got going on. It'll be quicker and probably taste better if you just make a ham and swiss."
Tobias: "Haha, you're probably right, but it all looks so good!"
by The Big Zabowski October 16, 2010
Get the Stoner Logicmug. The term used for the dry, cracked, and dead layer of skin on one's thumb, caused by repeatedly lighting a lighter while getting high.
"Hey Tom, do you think Jack does weed?"
"Well fuck man, you think he gets that stoner thumb from nowhere?"
"Well fuck man, you think he gets that stoner thumb from nowhere?"
by Mister #4 August 5, 2005
Get the stoner thumbmug. by Digiornopizza May 24, 2016
Get the Fake Stonermug. A quasi-Latin phrase meaning "Let the reader beware everything that follows was written while the writer was stoned."
Caveat Stoner: How do know, like, every instant of your life isn't, like, you know, it's own, like, individual reality that, like, goes on for eternity...etc
by knowcebo January 16, 2011
Get the Caveat Stonermug. by Celly_belly July 30, 2021
Get the stoner dudemug. A Stoner Bagel is a uniquely Canadian treat, raving from the east, possibly originating in Sudbury. It is a common meal usually ordered at a Tim Hortons, while they can still be made at home also. A Stoner Bagel (from my region) consists of an everything bagel (Toasted), herb and garlic cream cheese & bacon (extra is a possibility) This will satisfy the hunger of even the most stoned.
"Yo bud, wanna rip down to Tim's and get some munchies?"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"
by rareherbs April 24, 2022
Get the Stoner Bagelmug.