Nautical kit, is a kit made up off random objects. These objects consist of A paper bag, rubber band and pencil. The purpose of this is to fool all the newbies in the Navy. Who are first time on a ship. Usually a senor member of the crew will ask a new man to go find him a "Nautical kit".
by AGuni GooGoo May 26, 2017

A British person who is known to be a great comfort and very supportive friend, one of the best people you'll ever meet!
"I love you kit!"
by Spinnerstailbone March 27, 2022

kit alexander is a small british youtuber that does life style kind of vlogs. he has two released original songs and has a very cute soft boy aesthetic. he loves the fans that he has and loves to interact with them especially on twitter where he “bullies” his followers as a joke and they bully him back. kit is an amazing youtuber and you should check him out.
twitter tl: who’s kit alexander?
kit: i think he’s a youtuber, but idk. sounds kind of annoying opp.
kit: i think he’s a youtuber, but idk. sounds kind of annoying opp.
by kitsnumberonehater September 10, 2020

SELF-CACA KIT to prep for EXHAUSTIVE MANDATORY SHIT EATING.
The scariest COLOSSAL ASSHOLE in the world.
THE CORPORATE..GOVERNMENT loyalty machine
The scariest COLOSSAL ASSHOLE in the world.
THE CORPORATE..GOVERNMENT loyalty machine
Simple to say a TARP, A FUR BLANKET to give off HEAT , PLENTY OF WATER, (SHOULD BE PEDIALYTE) , BABY WIPES, INFANT SPOONS, SHIT BOWLS for EATING , PISS BOTTLES , SHIT CONTAINERS for SHITTING IN to serve the SHIT, and plenty of room for NAKED EXPRESSION will be the SYSTOLE PREP KIT tonight at the GOOGLEPLEX.
Did you know you are the SYSTOLE PREP KIT BUTT there is one problem if you don't , THEY WILL and it is not imaginary as PUNISHMENT is non forgiving.
Look this is the only way to CRUSH APPLE ad use the SYSTOLE PREP KIT on them as the amount of INSIGHT is unlimited.
Did you know you are the SYSTOLE PREP KIT BUTT there is one problem if you don't , THEY WILL and it is not imaginary as PUNISHMENT is non forgiving.
Look this is the only way to CRUSH APPLE ad use the SYSTOLE PREP KIT on them as the amount of INSIGHT is unlimited.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 13, 2021

by Spinnerstailbone March 27, 2022

Sexiest, most amazing hilarious funny person I’ve ever met. He is just goddamn funny and gets all the ladies (I heard he has 69 wives)
by Keith Noble November 22, 2021
