Spread Jockey

Individual (Usually male) who inserts into their anus by using multiple fingers while spreading violently in a very gay fashion. Usually while getting rammed vigorously from a Top.

Zolar: Hey are you a Top or a Bottom?

(Male escort): I am a Top.

Zolar: Oh great. I am a Bottom, I am actually a spread jockey.

by Demosthene s September 26, 2012

spawn jockey

A professional sperm donor.

Alfred recently became a spawn jockey, and was coming up with an extra grand a month.

by ElCommissioner October 1, 2017

Paper Jockey

Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.

Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.

That Paper Jockey in the Emergency Room really got me through the admissions process quick!

by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018

remote jockey

Person with the remote when a group of friends and/or family is watching tv.
Has power over volume, muting, pausing, thing being watched, etc

Hey, remote jockey, put the volume up.

by kingofgeats July 20, 2010

Camel jockeying

Camel Jockeying - to ride that bitch like your in the desert that shit is dry as fuck and your trying to get to water

"Man did you see how hard he was Camel Jockeying her last night? He was ridin that like he thirsty as hell

by Jaydude84 December 11, 2016

disc jockey

An announcer of recorded songs on the radio or at a dance. Also,as a verb,to work as a disc jockey. This term may be abbreviated as DJ in either the noun or verb sense.

Jamie is the most popular disc jockey on the local radio station; he has such a great voice for it. He also disc jockeys at various dances,including wedding receptions.

by JMC70 September 16, 2017

Cave Jockey

{Colloquial English, from East-End London}

A gentleman who enjoys riding in another man's dirty hole. Usually less intelligent than the closely related Marmite Miner.

Ben "C'mon Dave show me your arse"
Dave "Get off me Ben, you cave jockey"

by Brucey Big Bonus April 16, 2013