“Cough on my clit I forgot to buy ketchup for the family cookout”
“Cough on my clit Judy we needed those budget sheets done yesterday!”
“Cough on my clit Judy we needed those budget sheets done yesterday!”
by DaddyWaldo November 8, 2025
Get the Cough On My Clitmug. Brothel worker slang for bacterial tonsillitis, the second most common cause of a sore throat amongst working girls.
by Bipolarraccoon October 26, 2022
Get the brothel coughmug. It's a cliche that defense lawyers signal their testifying clients they are giving a bad answer by coughing.
When a client starts giving bad but usually truthful answers, their lawyer may start coughing harder and harder to create a cough break.
It's so common that judges will warn defense lawyers about a cough break.
When a client starts giving bad but usually truthful answers, their lawyer may start coughing harder and harder to create a cough break.
It's so common that judges will warn defense lawyers about a cough break.
Donald Trump's chief of staff Mick Mulvaney used a cough break to signal Trump "hey, shut up about possibly releasing your tax returns."
by Kingdragonfly June 21, 2019
Get the cough breakmug. Originally invented by Aaron Cofing when he tried to exhale twice at the same time. Because he didn't want to name it directly after his last name, He decided to add random letters into the mix to make it sound French so that people at his school wouldn't associate it with him at the time. However after 9 years of the fad becoming larger and larger he admitted to being the inventor of Coughing, To which he was laughed out of the room.
Kyle: Man I just won't stop Coughing.
Bryce: Have you tried Cough Syrup?
Kyle: No I haven't.
Bryce: Are you going to?
Kyle: No.
Bryce: Have you tried Cough Syrup?
Kyle: No I haven't.
Bryce: Are you going to?
Kyle: No.
by aaroncoughing May 23, 2022
Get the Coughingmug. by poopei October 6, 2020
Get the cough couchmug. 1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit
2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup
2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup
1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.
2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”
2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”
by More Change Than 50 January 8, 2023
Get the Golf Coughmug. When you take a huge rip, can't get the smoke out fast enough, and start choking while the smoke is still in your lungs. This burns like hell, hence the name.
I chalked my toob yellow, took a mondo snap, then volcano coughed my ass off, and proceeded to throw up.
by NattyGlass March 22, 2011
Get the volcano coughmug.