To masturbate furiously in a mental state of self-loathing.
"My life is so pointless, I have nothing else to do so I'm gonna retreat to my pissy little bedroom and have a HATE WANK."
by spyanuk October 2, 2005
Get the Hate wankmug. An alternative activity available to those who are too poor and too unattractive to "Netflix and chill."
by gonzobrains August 13, 2016
Get the PBS and wankmug. When you masturbate especially in honour of someone you love, admire or miss. You do this without the need of porn and it is considered more special than any other types of masturbation.
e.g. Me: Mate, I just had an honour wank over Jennifer. God I think she's the one.
Friend: You fucking weirdo
Friend: You fucking weirdo
by AsianEquations April 21, 2014
Get the Honour Wankmug. by WaywardPrincess April 27, 2017
Get the Wake and wankmug. Someone who partakes in the sport of Crossfit and all they do is go on and on about it to everyone else as if nothing else in life matters
Alan “oh I wish I could lift this box up without it hurting my back”
Caroline “well if you did Crossfit you wouldn’t have a sore back”
Alan “omg you are such a Crossfit wank”
Caroline “well if you did Crossfit you wouldn’t have a sore back”
Alan “omg you are such a Crossfit wank”
by Fflech July 3, 2018
Get the Crossfit wankmug. what are you doing here? ( I am just wanking around).
Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).
Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).
by KnowYourDefinition January 15, 2018
Get the wanking aroundmug. First developed by Dale Hunt, an Aussie Wank is when a man masterbates to Kangaroo Porn. While drinking as many Fosters as possible before ejaculation.
by Aussie Dale May 3, 2015
Get the aussie wankmug.