“I’m going to get completely Todd McJannet’d tonight, less gooooo”
“I reckon the boys will love this in the group chat”
“I reckon the boys will love this in the group chat”
by Ishyaboisknpns March 22, 2025
Get the Todd McJannetmug. 
A Todd Ryan is a mutual friend of a lover who likes photos of said lover from social media posts from a year or more prior. His hobbies include loving a Middle Eastern man from Galilee, killing animals for fun, and masturbating to pictures of strangers.
"Honey, why is Todd Ryan liking birthday posts from two years ago?"
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
by Professor Confessor March 27, 2021
Get the Todd Ryanmug. A Todd is an amazing, gentle and kind man. Typically Todd will have piercing blue eyes. If you look into them to long, you may loose your heart. He is meticulous, handsome, sexy and will please any woman although he prefers to be loyal to just one. He is hard working and mentally tough, successful in his own right. He isn’t much for celebrating special occasions but will make his woman feel special on every occasion. Very giving, Todd will buy flowers for no reason, surprises from Amazon, he always proves that he pays attention. Gifted in the bedroom, he aims to please. He knows exactly what to do because again, he pays attention. Any woman would be lucky to have a Todd in their life.
He bought her flowers again, that guy is a real Todd.
My man knows what I like, he puts the Todd down!
How can I make money like a Todd?
My man knows what I like, he puts the Todd down!
How can I make money like a Todd?
by Shesmart32 December 3, 2018
Get the Toddmug. A todd is Someone that often admires Another or notices Them in a positive fashion, but shows Thier emotions or feelings of said person in a passive fashion with the intent of a slight ruse by making things slightly more complicated for Them in Thier day to day lives, but as a some what twisted sign of respect, with a stupidly almost playful intent. Often a low IQ tactic used by shy, greedy and/or awkward personality types to hopefully garner some attention from that from which They notice while not having the nerve to engage in or play into Another for fear of looking bad in lieu of a lousy inferiority complex.
Similar to, but not quite a "buzzkill" but not nearly as extreme as a "wet blanket" though definitely on the very furthest edge of the umbrella. They have, in My opinion, a stronger (if any) intent to foster a decent rapport with that which whom They notice (assuming there isn't one already) which makes Thier motives far less toxic, but still frowned upon.
Similar to, but not quite a "buzzkill" but not nearly as extreme as a "wet blanket" though definitely on the very furthest edge of the umbrella. They have, in My opinion, a stronger (if any) intent to foster a decent rapport with that which whom They notice (assuming there isn't one already) which makes Thier motives far less toxic, but still frowned upon.
Eric: "Man Lansings girl Angela sure is something else."
Manny: "Heh. I'll say. Lucky guy. ^_^"
(Eric and Manny over hear Lansing and Angela speak)
Lansing: "Great party Mike! (Looking out the window) Hmmm. Looks like My car is double parked, even though there are plenty of empty spaces..."
Angela: "Isn't that Shawn's car?"
Lansing: "Yes. >_<"
Mike: "Again?! Yeah, but You know He's never been here for that long like ever. Even for parties. Probably just here to pick up some vicodin from Me... Doubt He'll be here for more than 10 minutes."
Angela: 'Heh, I had a feeling. Come on Lansing, Let's just enjoy Ourselves. :)"
Lansing: "Hahaha, yeah. You're right. ^_^ Anyways..."
*Meanwhile*
Eric: "Hmph, always with this guy double parking people, especially LaNsInG! :o"
Manny: "Yeah, especially Him and *hmh* Angela. ^^"
Eric: "I know right? What a todd. :/"
Manny: "Heh. I'll say. Lucky guy. ^_^"
(Eric and Manny over hear Lansing and Angela speak)
Lansing: "Great party Mike! (Looking out the window) Hmmm. Looks like My car is double parked, even though there are plenty of empty spaces..."
Angela: "Isn't that Shawn's car?"
Lansing: "Yes. >_<"
Mike: "Again?! Yeah, but You know He's never been here for that long like ever. Even for parties. Probably just here to pick up some vicodin from Me... Doubt He'll be here for more than 10 minutes."
Angela: 'Heh, I had a feeling. Come on Lansing, Let's just enjoy Ourselves. :)"
Lansing: "Hahaha, yeah. You're right. ^_^ Anyways..."
*Meanwhile*
Eric: "Hmph, always with this guy double parking people, especially LaNsInG! :o"
Manny: "Yeah, especially Him and *hmh* Angela. ^^"
Eric: "I know right? What a todd. :/"
by 5753565645 May 23, 2024
Get the Toddmug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025
Get the 《¤》Todd《¤》Aaron《¤》Brotze《¤》Is《¤》Gossamer《¤》mug. A debonair type fellow strong who's rugged good looks and swift gifted gab can talk almost any girl out of her garments and into a horizontal position in little to no time.
#strong and ordinary swift with a back hand a Todd Kolibas type is hard to beat cheat or knock down with out Severe Repercussion To those Who contest for challenge.
# Another definition Is one who who walks with a limp On account of his pimp.
# struts rather then step when In walk
#strong and ordinary swift with a back hand a Todd Kolibas type is hard to beat cheat or knock down with out Severe Repercussion To those Who contest for challenge.
# Another definition Is one who who walks with a limp On account of his pimp.
# struts rather then step when In walk
by anonymous July 8, 2023
Get the Todd kolibasmug.