A slop gf (aka a cozy, lazy, low-effort but lovable gremlin) engages in activities that require minimal energy but bring maximum comfort. Here’s what she might do:
- Laying in Bed for Hours
- Eating Messily
- Gaming in the Most Unhinged Position
- Wearing the Same Comfy Clothes for Days
- Making Strange Noises Instead of Talking
- Watching Shows Without Actually Watching
- Being Dramatic Over Minor Inconveniences
- Collecting Random Objects
- Going Feral at 3 AM
- Wanting to Be Babied
- Laying in Bed for Hours
- Eating Messily
- Gaming in the Most Unhinged Position
- Wearing the Same Comfy Clothes for Days
- Making Strange Noises Instead of Talking
- Watching Shows Without Actually Watching
- Being Dramatic Over Minor Inconveniences
- Collecting Random Objects
- Going Feral at 3 AM
- Wanting to Be Babied
all she does it bed-rot, stay up playing video games and listening to ultra-masculine white girl playlists on youtube... she has truly become prime slop gf material.
by Phantasea March 27, 2025

by BurntToast7 November 12, 2020

A person who mindlessly consumes low-quality or brain-numbing content online, often found indulging in engagement bait, pointless drama, and AI-generated posts on Reddit without questioning their authenticity. Slop slurpers actively enjoy participating in fake internet stories and shallow debates, often oblivious to the irony of the content they're engaging with. Think of them as digital cattle, eagerly lapping up every spoonful of slop the internet throws their way.
"Bro, you seriously spent your Saturday night getting worked up over engagement bait on Twitter? You’ve gone full slop slurper, my dude."
by BigLSharp September 4, 2024

“Hi, would you like to slop on my rocket?”
“Anyone want to come around and check out my slop rocket?”
“Anyone want to come around and check out my slop rocket?”
by Lads of bayside March 17, 2024

Tristan: oliver gave me slopped chin
Oliver: yes we got extra sloppy ray might join
Tristan: I love getting my chin slopped by ray
Oliver: yes we got extra sloppy ray might join
Tristan: I love getting my chin slopped by ray
by Reidreichel February 28, 2025

Slopping - Act of woman's masturbation.
When woman gets excited and touching her wet vagina to reach orgasm.
Woman's fapping/self pleasing/vagina sloppy massaging
When woman gets excited and touching her wet vagina to reach orgasm.
Woman's fapping/self pleasing/vagina sloppy massaging
I got wet after looking at his sexy body. I had to start slopping right away!
Why you are sweating?
Ohh... I just finished slopping with big orgasm
Why you are sweating?
Ohh... I just finished slopping with big orgasm
by Dawcio090 November 8, 2018

The act of having an orgy in the ration station, or begining a very active gang banging incident in the poorest part of your city, state, or country.
The ration station must serve some sort of "slop" to be refered as a slum-slopping location.
The more common variation, (The one that does not take place at the ration station), must have an estemated average orgasm rate of 3 per person per hour.
The ration station must serve some sort of "slop" to be refered as a slum-slopping location.
The more common variation, (The one that does not take place at the ration station), must have an estemated average orgasm rate of 3 per person per hour.
Tom said: Yo, are you going to the slum-slop tonight?
Theresa said: Yeah, I'm down to go slum-slopping later.
Berry said: Why is this line so long, I just want my slop.
Nitasha said: We could ask all of the people here to go slum-slopping.
Berry said: Sure I'm down for a good ol' slum-slop.
Theresa said: Yeah, I'm down to go slum-slopping later.
Berry said: Why is this line so long, I just want my slop.
Nitasha said: We could ask all of the people here to go slum-slopping.
Berry said: Sure I'm down for a good ol' slum-slop.
by squishy1802 December 28, 2021
