shit the big suit 

When something terrible happens to a uniform or special equipment that you wear. Like crapping the dive suit, ski suit, or any other suit that is not easy to clean. A large mistake in the pants that also have an attached top like a union suit.

don't shit the big suit. I shit the big suit. Last week when I was out skiing I had a brand new union suit and instead of farting I shit the big suit. The first time I went kayaking I got so scared that I shit the big suit.

shit the big suit by dogberkley April 20, 2018

Shit the Fuck 

A combo of Holy Shit and What the fuck

Dude, Shit the fuck!?!?!

Shit the Fuck by Dada and Kball January 21, 2009

The Little Shit That Could 

When you have a piece of shit that takes forever to squeeze out of your bunghole. After sitting on the crapper for 10 to 15 minutes you begin to push harder and harder, saying to yourself or out loud "I think I can, I think I can." repeatedly until you finally shit it out.

He sat on the [crapper for about 20 minutes, and pushed and pushed as if he was going into labor screaming "I think I can, I think I can!", until the little shit that could finally dropped into the toilet.

The Little Shit That Could by Mother Fletcher January 26, 2010

the whole shit 

IN BRIEF: Everything that's relevant; the championship; the prize; the whole thing; the whole nine; the whole nine yards.

It took me one day to get the whole shit.

the whole shit by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant August 4, 2008

Fuck The Dumb Shit 

Not willing to engage in foolishness.

Billy Bob: Hey, hold my beer while I prove these shoes are fireproof.
Nick: Fuck The Dumb Shit.

Fuck The Dumb Shit by Claude Ballz June 11, 2004

Shit The Fuck 

When something happens that is so unexpected, you just have no clue on what to say, so you say shit the fuck. It shows confusion, anger, and dismay.

I was playing my new copy of COD4 when suddenly, the image on the TV changed to some guy giving Oprah a titwash. Shit the fuck!

Shit The Fuck by leesoer May 21, 2009

Shit the Lark 

v. When someone believes he/she is displaying hegemony in a situation but ultimately fails miserably.

John guaranteed me he was gonna score tonight but ended up in his room wanking it. Totally shit the lark.

Shit the Lark by STL king March 1, 2009