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Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).
I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.
by Lexy7 August 23, 2011
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Back Puddle

When the person has back dimples and you fuck them from behind in the shower / rain and back puddles form in their back dimples.
Ever seen back puddles while fucking in the shower?

What’s the deepest back puddles you’ve seen?
by Niccceeeeeayyyeee April 2, 2021
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Puddle Jumping

AN INDIVIDUAL WHO FEEDS THEIR METHAMPHETAMINE ADDITION BY JUMPING FROM ONE DOPE THE NEXT.
Did you see Shanna Schroeder the other? I seen her at Pollman's then Goodvibes then least but not last The Bears. What a Puddle jumping dope whore!
by Nutsack66 August 10, 2021
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Puddle Party

An un inventive cam girls attempt at being relevant by glorifying her std infected piss puddles. Usually used by the sluttiest of cam girls. When your preferred e-slut starts using this term you are very likely to get lucky! And itchy. .
Did you go to chloes puddle party last week??
Yes, it still burns when I pee!!
by Omandadude June 17, 2024
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fear puddle

When a woman has had far too much stimulation good or bad and loses all control resulting in a puddle on the floor.
Remember when we ran out of wet floor signs because of Christie's never ending fear puddle when the Hillsborough High football team came through?
by yer shirt January 11, 2018
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fuck puddle

Its fun to be in it when you feel like it, but when u don't want it its annoying as fuck an a bother
Nigga quit being a fuck puddle
by fuck puddle December 5, 2014
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Butt Puddle

The damp butt-shaped imprint left on your sheets after a long sweaty session of sex.
Guess we should've turned on the fan before we got started, cause I just left a gnarly butt puddle on the bed.
by Deadinlivingform April 25, 2011
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