Kirking

adjective

An action in which the one preforming the action uses his cock to puncture a hole through the recipients neck.

"I've been kirking it all day, but these damn hoes wont stop asking for it."

by FiveFlavors November 26, 2025

Kirked

To get shot and killed

"ayyo did you see the video of that racist getting kirked at that Utah university?"

by Khanundrum18 September 10, 2025

Ollie Kirk

Sexy Sporty Fat dick man, 12 incher kindergarten defeater. He can steal any girl he wants and get any he likes.

Your very Ollie Kirky

by SuperIdolDeShao March 27, 2023

kirk

a herblike man, one who laughs at everything and adds value wherever he goes.

I wish I was naturally more of a Kirk.

by girlsrule12345 April 26, 2023

Pulling a Kirk

When a Joke has Become slaughtered To where it is no longer funny after You have pulled a kirk a person must either say one of the following.
A. "My Truck is better"
B. "Tires make the world go round and girls are obstacles and tires help you avoid those obstacles"

Knock Knock whos there
Me
Me who
Let me in its cold'
hahahahaaha
(random person) Yea Its like negative 40 out here <- Killed it
Dude your pulling a kirk

by mjkoolj1828 March 22, 2011

Kirked

When you’re spouting shit in a game and then get shot out of no where.

That guy got kirked.

by University—-Charlie September 14, 2025

Kirked

When a catastrophic failure occurs. Examples including but not limited to: something falling apart. An aftermarlet part spontaneously falling off, or flying off a vehicle, lipo battery exploding while performing its duty, etc.

That engine just kirked. What happened to his car? It kirked!

by AL Zeus May 9, 2023