Evan Out

To abscond. To leave hurriedly and secretly; typically to avoid a workout.

"We have a hard workout today"
"You think he will come?"
"He is probably going to Evan Out"

by parmsco March 12, 2016

Evans ones

When time is FUNDAMENTAL
When JCC are now accepting grade 4s
Believe you, me
When you stop the making
When Sustainability is key

Evans ones You need a grade 4
That was a Evans ones
He pulled an evans ones

by Topshotta786 October 22, 2018

Hi evan

saying hi to the mighty evan. Evan is used for the best person to roam the earth

Me: hi evan
You: hi evan

by bunch crunch December 19, 2020

Bradley Evans

Some cunt who doesn’t shave

Bradley Evans is a bit faggy

by Durnehviir July 25, 2020

Wedgie Evans

Power forward for the Denver Nuggets, who enjoys pulling other players' shorts up, and occasionally reaching inside other peoples' legs and grabbing their nutsack and trying to pull it off.

Can also refer to the act of grabbing another man's dick and/or balls during a basketball game.

Man I was gonna dunk the other day but I got Wedgie Evans'd. I couldn't walk for the rest of the day.

by J-Smoove May 27, 2006

evan bickford

A person who enjoys ratting out people who want to fight him.

That damn Evan Bickford ratted me out.

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Hotel Evans

Evans Library, Texas A&M University; Refers to the practice of a fish (freshman) in the Corps of Cadets, not caring to return to the Quad for a variety of reasons, checking out a personal study room and taking a long, often much needed nap.

That PT just about killed me this morning. I think I'll head over to Hotel Evans after calculus.

by momoloco September 23, 2009