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Camaro tennis

When a poor person gets a lot of money and spends it a Camaro and then crashes it, thus becoming poor again.
Those crack dealers won the lotto and then played Camaro Tennis and lost it all.
by Kyle Kman December 10, 2006
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Tennessee

A very good place for anyone looking for a good education and a good laugh at the same time. Here are some tips to Northerners before you move here:

1: The food is called grits, notice the s, the food is not a grit, it is called grits
2: If you see girls saying "like" every other word, it is prefectly normal
3: If you are over age 10, female, and you like Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus stay away from Tennessee
4: Y'all is in the dictionary, get over it
5: 3/4 of the female population in Tennessee is "girly-girl"
so if you came to Tennessee to meet a "tomboy", good luck with that
6: Weather is unpredictable. It snows in April and is over 105 degrees F in October
7: In martial arts, there is almost no karate schools or other martial arts except for Tae kwon Do, you will find about 50 of those
8: There is a McDonalds in almost every town yet barely anybody is overweight
9: "I don't give a crap is just another way of saying, "I didn't much sleep last night"
10: Lastly, if you think you can just move here and be country then you obviously don't know a thing
Random woman at shoneys (northerner): excuse me, is this a grit?
Me (from Tennessee): yes ma'am that is the gritsssssss
Random woman: So that is a grit?
Me: yes ma'am that is the gritsssssss
Random woman: Thank you for showing me what a grit is
Me: -_- no problem
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Tenners

An item of footwear. Tenners may vary from a simple flip-flop to any type of shoe. The term originated in the 7th District of Southern Maryland.
Drop dem tenners off yo ass befoe I blast you muthaf*cka!
by David Greenburg April 19, 2008
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tenno

Australian slang for "Tennis Ball". Most commonly used by school children.
"Hey Bruce, did ya bring a tenno for handball at recess?"
by BooAmp November 18, 2017
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mens tennis

Batting balls around with another guy

Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.

You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring

It really shouldn't even be a thing
Tennis player: Hey do you want to watch my mens tennis match?
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!
by Mandog098 February 5, 2014
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Tennesseean

(n) A misspelling of the word Tennessean.
Radion: "Stoopid Tennesseean!"

Me: "Learn to spell, jackass."
by Captain Bitch Slap September 29, 2005
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