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by Big Fat Ron May 2, 2003
Get the Timpleplop mug.Someone who, though not a vegetarian or vegan, moderates their diet based on ethical or environmental principles.
From Latin tempero "be moderate, control oneself, to keep from, refrain from" + voro "to eat greedily, swallow up, consume, gorge oneself."
From Latin tempero "be moderate, control oneself, to keep from, refrain from" + voro "to eat greedily, swallow up, consume, gorge oneself."
"I don't eat factory-farmed meats and dairy or commercially harvested fish on the brink of extinction, but don't have a problem eating farmed clams, wild elk, or the eggs from my neighbor's back yard chickens. Guess that makes me a temperovore."
by Eoghan01 April 5, 2010
Get the temperovore mug.1. A shortened form of the phrase "temporary amnesia" describing the phenomenon when you forget what you were just doing, eating, watching, etc.
2. Waking up and feeling that there is some RANDOM_ASS body lyin next to yo naked ass and you try to guess who is it before looking over like a damn fool to see if you were about who dat bitch was. Worst case scenario... Dat BITCH is a DUDE.
2. Waking up and feeling that there is some RANDOM_ASS body lyin next to yo naked ass and you try to guess who is it before looking over like a damn fool to see if you were about who dat bitch was. Worst case scenario... Dat BITCH is a DUDE.
1. *watching tv show*
Commercial comes on...
"Shit, what tv show was I just watching!? I for shit can't remember for the life of me... Fuck, I feel like such an idiot! I got a bad case of tempnesia."
2. "Mmmm hot damn! That's a really good taste in my mouth! I wish I could remember what I just ate 2 minutes ago so I could eat more... I got tempnesia. Fuck."
3. *wakes up*
*senses other ppl(s) present*
"Cindy?"
*looks over at dat hoe*
"Daaaaayumm. It was Linda... I got tempnesia like hell."
Commercial comes on...
"Shit, what tv show was I just watching!? I for shit can't remember for the life of me... Fuck, I feel like such an idiot! I got a bad case of tempnesia."
2. "Mmmm hot damn! That's a really good taste in my mouth! I wish I could remember what I just ate 2 minutes ago so I could eat more... I got tempnesia. Fuck."
3. *wakes up*
*senses other ppl(s) present*
"Cindy?"
*looks over at dat hoe*
"Daaaaayumm. It was Linda... I got tempnesia like hell."
by Hunlex August 29, 2010
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Cook- "Get this soup out of the hot window. Its TEMPERATURMENTAL!"
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Person buying- "I need to get this ice cream home soon. Its TEMPERATURMENTAL, so I don't want it to melt."
Cook- "Get this soup out of the hot window. Its TEMPERATURMENTAL!"
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Person buying- "I need to get this ice cream home soon. Its TEMPERATURMENTAL, so I don't want it to melt."
by Crabjuice November 22, 2011
Get the Temperaturmental mug."The choice was so obvious, one candidate was clearly showing that he is tempernetaly unfit to be president and millions."~manbroqustonx
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