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Telefukkies

late night teletubbies. favorite characters of Bunny from Retarded Animal Babies. Their "Antenna" bear a close resemblance to dildoes, in a variety of malformations.
I made costumes of all my favorite tv characters! Hooray for the Telefukkies!
by aka_Pyro May 7, 2007
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televitch

what you call a person that has the remote and is rappidly flipping through the freaking channels without stoping ever when your trying to watch TV
person uno:*walks in picks up the remote* *flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip-----*

person dos:*walks in sits down and starts watching the TV*
"what the fuck are you doing can we please just watch something you stupid televitch!"
by paz33 September 28, 2007
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telescopic swaphook

A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths
Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
by Linguistian July 25, 2008
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telebrity

a celebrity that became famous only thanks to a television appearance. usually after a such show is over, these telebrities are forgotten.
- You'll never believe me this.. I met Josh today.
- What Josh?
- The one from last year's Big Brother.
- Oh, another telebrity.
by himynameismarek March 29, 2009
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telenudist

Someone who likes to be naked while on the phone
I rang my friend and said 'What are you wearing?'. 'A smile' she said. She's such a telenudist!
by mobri April 1, 2009
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television stoner

a person that will randomly laugh at anything on the tv even though it is not even remotly funny to others.
"dude what are you laughing at?"
"There was a thig on the tv...."
"What are you talking about.....dude your a television stoner"
by tilnoonecanfightus December 26, 2009
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telephone gangster

a person who puts up a front, lies, or pretends like they are a gangster (hard, tough, a real bad ass) while on the phone but, is truthfully a sorry ass coward full of shit, to scary to fight.
Why that weak ass bitch didn't do shit when she saw me cause, the tramp ain't nothing but a telephone gangster.
by the baddest bitches March 12, 2010
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