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Teddie Eddie’s

Most likely the future of food on earth and on Mars. Probably save your life. One a day Definitely keeps the doctor away. McDonald’s is very afraid that it won’t be able to co-exist with Teddie Eddie’s. Probably the in between Heaven and hell. Probably make you rich. Probably make you live forever. Probably shoot-in dice with Jesus in Heaven. Buns of gold. Started in the 315 passed the Moon straight to Mars. Up front at the welcome because Women love it, guys wanna be it. Probably a superhero, the kids said it. Make you feel like you’re racing a bunch of mental turtles. Higher than top shelf floatin in a bucket. Ice cream make you feel like cryotherapy. Cookies make a monster. Inclusive line Whole got nothing left out. Just a Clean unprocessed delicious decision.
What we eating tonight? Sheesh, If it ain’t Teddie Eddie’s we ain’t eatin!
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Teddy

Teddy is amazing and stinky
Omg I have a teddy
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Teddy

Teddy is a very pretty, very cute, amazing, perfect guy with an extremely hot girlfriend, his girlfriend’s name is Lucille
Lucille: “look how pretty my cute boyfriend teddy is! I love him so much he is perfect.”

Friend: “Yeah he’s really cute!”

Lucille: “I am going to kill you”
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Teddy Bear

The Teddy Bear was named the dirtiest NFL player one year.
by Coop Dupe January 14, 2025
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Teddy

Teddy is a description for a gentleman. It is always use for a handsome, manered, humoristic and culturalized man.
Omg, he's the man of my life!! He's a teddy!!
by Johnny Mennä March 2, 2021
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Teddy

Teddy is a god in the god universe, he is insanely strong.
He fought evil teddy in 2018, he nearly lost, but he pulled through and won.
But where is evil teddy now?
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Teddy Lupin

A literal angel. And our very own Hufflepunk.
You know, that Teddy Lupin sure is one Hufflepunk!
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