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ted jepson

someone you care about and makes you feel warm inside when your around them, someone you miss when there not there and the biggest idiot lol
wow he’s my ted jepson!”
by lottie :) October 26, 2020
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Ted

Ted is an amazing Man of God. He is someone who is always looking out for his friends. Once you become a friend of Ted, you can guarantee you will be taken care of. Ted is funny, charming, and all around a stand up guy. Ted can be quiet, but with the quietness comes deep thought and wisdom. He will always encourage you and be there for you. Don’t mess with Ted or someone he knows because there is no getting away from Ted. He FAST.
Have you guys heard about that guy named Ted? Man. What a dreamboat!
by S.LANDer April 26, 2025
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Ted Cruzing

Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.
Woman: Where are you going?

Man: to Cancun till this all blows over

Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?

Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.
by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021
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Ted Wheeler

The most well written character in the entire show, deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.
Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.
by tedlover890 July 1, 2022
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Ted

Massive willy. But its a bit of shame he uses it on boys. Other than that he is a class twat
Carefull of ted he might penetrate you.
by Boy282892 January 31, 2019
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TED

Previously, this conference stands for Technology, Economy, and Design. However, this conference expanded into broad topics, such as politics or philosophies.

But underneath it all, it still a perfect place to circlejerk/committing intellectual masturbation
TED, ideas worth sharing....

...in theory
by Sir. B November 25, 2021
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Pulling a ted mosby

Telling someone that you love them far too early, in his case on the first day.
"Dude! No, I’m not gonna be pulling a Ted Mosby!“
by Sagingraging March 20, 2022
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