Technoblade

A pig who stabs orphans for fake internet points

Orphan A: This game is so fun!-
Technoblade: HELLOOOOOO (proceeds to stab to death)

by MvNobody March 3, 2021

Technoblade

Anarchy

i just want to slay the orphans and cause Anarchy

-Technoblade

by Fenixer12 March 9, 2021

Technoblade

The second worse thing to ever happen to those orphans

Dude1: who’s that anti-government minecraft pig that likes potatoes and obliterating orphans?
Dude2: that’s oddly specific...
Dude1: don’t ask questions, who is it?
Dude2: technoblade

by Toxitivi_tea frogs April 18, 2021

Technoblade

A great minecraft bedwars player who is in the dream SMP.

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

by harristsangyt/yasmin May 1, 2021

technoblade

A pig that dropkicked a child in self defense.

AYY BRO WASSUP JUST PULLED UP A TECHNOBLADE MOMENT TODAY NOTHIN ELSE

by cheshnut May 2, 2021

Techno6d

Something that is very illegal...

I do/don't ship Techno6d.

by dumbchild May 21, 2021

Technoblade

a pig that never dies in minecraft

friend : who’s that man that never dies in minecraft

me:THATS TECHNOBLADE. NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

by randompersonhahahahah June 21, 2021