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Table Kink

Having a table kink is when sexual intercourse occurs on ones table, enhancing the arousal even more due to the individuals desire to be fucked/fucking on a table
I would like to try out my table kink
by slut4urmom May 30, 2022
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Pulling a Table

When you literally slam yourself into a small space ; frantically screeching - bathroom preferred, and repetitively keep doing so, even if you know you won't fit. After countless tries, you run down a staircase into a different room - knocking everything over in your path, only to end up jamming yourself on the steps.
Em : what is he doing ?
Ari : it looks as if he is pulling a table in the house !
by Jibril Grimm June 7, 2018
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table nectar

When you touch an unknown substance under a table and assume it’s somthing gross but would rather believe it’s something not gross
Oh shit, I think I just touched some table nectar
by Originaldrizzle July 8, 2018
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Table predator

Noun-

A person who aggressively scouts out tables and takes them as soon as a party gets up from their chairs in a restaurant setting; a person who cuts in front or other people walking towards an open table; a person who waits right next to a party eating just to take their table
I was going to that open table but a table predator cut right in front of me and stole it!
Or
I just saw that lady hip check that little kid; she's such a table predator!
by moyce April 19, 2018
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Table-Bender

A way of describing a woman or man you would like to bend over a table and proceed to have sexual intercourse with.
Wow! She/he is a table-bender for sure!
by D8431 August 23, 2016
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before-table

A group of especially unattractive subjects occupying public group furniture. Term is adapted from the label on the initial image of a set of before/after pictures commonly used to illustrate the effectiveness of a product or service advertised to improve one's image.
Did you see the chicks at the before-table when we entered? For a second, I thought we walked onto the set of an infomercial.
by hitbyageo April 25, 2004
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Bobby Tables

DROP TABLE (
SELECT table_name
FROM information_schema.`TABLES`
WHERE table_schema = 'myDatabase' AND table_name LIKE BINARY 'del%');
XKCD Comic # 327
Sanitize your DB Inputs Bobby Tables Comic
by Fritzwastaken September 3, 2022
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