Truth Cat Ruth

The ultimate truth; when it's so true that it can't be denied, much like our Aunts cat Ruth.

I remember hearing about the robbery from our neighbors; they were telling the truth cat ruth, and luckily I was able to catch that bitch Shangela from their description.

by Dr. Hand January 2, 2022

Truth

It will set you free. If by "being set free" you mean "Your soul will be physically removed from your meat prison by the horde".

Giordano Bruno "They got you too huh?"

Plato "Yup..."

Giordano Bruno "So we both got burned alive for telling the truth..."

Plato "........."

Giordano Bruno "Right?"

Plato ".... They made me drink see poison while I gave a lecture..."

Giordano Bruno "Aw, well that's some bullshit!"

Plato "Sorry...."

by Hym Iam May 9, 2022

feeble truth

When something is said or claimed, and it is very unlikely that it is the truth (yet not impossible) , but because of no witnesses or any possible verification, their is no way to prove it is a lie and is legally the truth

Paul: When I went to Las Vegas I lost my virginity to Pamela Anderson

Jeff: Shutup, we know that's not true

Paul: No I swear to god

Jeff: I guess cause you can't prove it, and we don't believe you. but i guess its the feeble truth

by Optical Epilepsy February 17, 2010

Steamed Trout

When you take a dump, and hot shower afterwards. The steam intesifies the smell for days.

The wife pissed me off today, so to get her back I made a steamed trout.

by steamed trout January 24, 2010

Poaching trout

To fish trout fisheries at night to avoid paying, have a drink, a fire and fish how you like.

Also trout are also usually more active at night at fisheries so the results can be awesome !

Guy A - Poaching trout is a great laugh

Guy B - I know right !

by Allan Hunter August 1, 2011

Drowned Trout

A pussy that has the look and smell of a rotten trout that has washed ashore at your local spring fed lake. Often times this pussy simply looks angry. Don't stare directly at it for too long or you will swear your looking at the Predator.

You seen Paulas?

Ya that thing looks like a drowned trout.

by Sniper69 August 12, 2012

Blazing Truth

A truth begirt with fire. The more involved or the closer related you are to it, the more you will feel it, for better or worse.

The Blazing Truth took me by surprise and in the moment, I couldn't handle it, so I ran away.

by made beautiful March 26, 2013