Tortellini toot

When you fart as someone is tongue punching your fartbox

She gave me a good old fashioned tortellini toot

by Your D Deliver November 05, 2022

Toot Toot Jiggling

When a person is on an electric scooter and they ring their bell twice and say jingling twice then they go toot jiggle three times

*toot toot* jIGgLiNg, *toot toot* JigGlInG, *toot* jIgGle, *toot* jIgGle, *toot* jIgGle, *toot toot* JigGlInG (toot toot jiggling)

by Gibalina of Gibington September 06, 2021

brutes my toots

Brutal
(bur-ou-tal)

that's fucking brutal
~
brutes my toots!

by Vocab Godde$$ November 22, 2010

typing toot

A typing toot is like a brain fart, but in text form. When a person changes thoughts or phrasing mid sentence, and types a non-sensical sentence. For example " Are we going leaving for the movie soon?"

Ignore the typing toot in my last email. I know it didn't make sense.

by johnnypockets January 12, 2022

Will toot fart

A will toot fart is a person/thing that is willing to toot as well fart in any circumstance. A will toot fart comes in many forms, some of which being

- will toot : is willing to let one squeak out but not enough to cause concern

-will fart : is willing to let one rip, don’t be scared. Be proud

- will toot fart : the whole package, you will be left frightened yet overwhelmed with joy.

- will not toot fart : hold it till it’s to late

Eli : "will just blasted me with his poo air"
Evie : "that’s because he’s a will toot fart "
Eli: "tushie"

by Funky smells June 14, 2022

Toot Suite

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.

In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.

by You rReal Name March 10, 2023

toot salute

When somebody enters the room and you greet them with a toot.

Sally toots just as Jenny walks into the room

Sally yells "Toot Salute!"

by SunRayz420 November 30, 2021